How to Throw a Money Tantrum

How to Throw a Money Tantrum

For the love of money! Holy MatriMoney Moly!

OK…so here’s a pic of me loving money. And I do. But today I am throwing a TANTRUM about money… Not because I don’t love money or have money in abundance (because I finally do now, though I am still getting used to being a recovering starving healing artist), but because I am holding some ancient emotions about the money systems in my bones and spirit. I feel that while money is meant to serve the planet and to be a symbol for sacred exchange, our money consciousness holds all kinds of crap and is hurting so many good people for no good reason! It’s just that I am pissed about the distribution of wealth having gone into an icky pyramid shape time after time. When truly don’t we all deserve and desire to live like queens and kings!?

egypt money codesSometimes the most enlightened way to release pain and emotion is to do what kids do, which is to throw a tantrum. So put your fists in a ball and stand on your feet, and shout whatever you want, and rant and rave about the wrongdoings of the money system! Promise… It’ll make you feel better.

I am releasing some deep dark money codes this week, and I know it’s unattractive, but necessary stuff, and you might need to do the same. All of us have grown up with many of the same toxic belief systems around money.

Wanna hear my tantrum? OK, but it’s best to put up your psychic screen first, because I am about to whine and spew and release, and it’s gonna be a messy money tantrum…

(Disclaimer: I usually never talk like this, or about this, because I want to stay positive, lover of rainbows n’ butterflies I am! And so I usually only focus on the Light and healing aspects of money. I don’t want to stay in the energy of the tantrum either, but I do have to let it out. So please excuse me as I shout n’ clear out the former BS (belief systems) about money that have been affecting me/us for the past 4-5,000 years…)

My mean money tantrum:

“Goshdarnittt! Why did we create such shady, shamelessly greedy, shitty money systems in Egypt so long ago?! Wasn’t the point of money to mirror the Holy Currency of Mother Nature? Wahhh! I hate the fact that there are so many human slaves still walking this earth for money, and that the collective consciousness regarding money has been so dark, desperate, and dreary. Divided from divinity.

“I hate that money hasn’t nurtured people like mother’s milk as it should! And that money hasn’t spread out resources evenly as it should, and that money hasn’t flowed like water as it should. Oh, and that half of my taxes go to the military – I don’t even like or believe in the military! Oh I would invest in a love military though!

“What pangs my heart most is that we don’t live on a ball of bliss ALL OF THE time, and put money where our bliss is. That parents are too distracted by the stress of paying bills that they don’t have time or energy to delight in the true love of their children and families. Some people live their entire lives like slaves and then they die, just because of the way the money systems were designed thousands of years ago. Haven’t we f$(*%ing evolved beyond this!? When I have all of the money my heart desires I am investing it into bliss-based communities, projects, and people that heal the world and make it more blissful and I am going to build the new love-based military that shoots love out of our heart chakras!”

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All better!

Phew, I just had to say it, hadda get it out. I feel all better. Can I get a love money piggybank oink? Now you try. Write down or better, scream and shout out your money tantrum and let the ugly old past out, so it doesn’t block your BLI$$ abundance.

To switch it into something positive, money is love.

Love is everywhere. And money is everywhere, so let’s all learn to share, build the new love-based paradigms and blast the bull$hit out of our culture and make sharing resources and tools and technologies cool again. Walk like an Egyptian, way oh way oh….Namaste!

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With love of the Goddess of Abundance,

Amanda

Dr. Amanda Noelle is a modern-day high priestess in heels, AKA High-Healed Priestess, helping other High-Healed Priestesess reclaim their sacred position within our culture as leaders, healers, and hot mamas.

 

 

 

How to Pick a New Paradigm Niche for Your Conscious Small Business

How to Pick a New Paradigm Niche for Your Conscious Small Business

I have discovered the coolest and weirdest business niche ever! It’s something that I would have never thought of, because it doesn’t exist yet (to my knowledge) and it’s even hard to explain. But it’s working, it’s what’s been bringing me clients and growing my near 6-figure BLI$$ness this year, and I believe I’ve discovered the Holy Grail secret to picking a niche for your spiritual business!

Everyone knows that without a niche, it usually takes years longer to fill your healing practice or small business. But most people I see starting off in their businesses, especially spiritual healers, have a really really tough time picking a niche without feeling like they’re wiping out a part of their soul. Luckily for me, I started off in my work as the Twin Flame Matchmaker, because I’d done Law of Attraction matchmaking for free so many times. As a spiritual matchmaker, I teach women how to clarify what they want in a romantic relationship, and to immediately attract it using psychic tools, the Law of Attraction, magic, and what I call PU$$Y Power. The work that I do has helped hundreds of women fall in love with themselves and attract their Twin Flames, and a few little Starchildren have even been born because of it! Check out the video here to see one of my true Twin Flame matchmaking stories that might melt your heart:

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My matchmaking BLI$$ness pretty much skyrocketed from the start, and overnight I became a successful business owner. Being a kick-ass matchmaker, I was surprised that I somehow naturally attracted a new wave of female clients who needed coaching on their businesses too, as part of a preparation phase for their Twin Flame relationship.

twin flame priestessWhat I learned more recently is that my “matchmaking magic” works for anything, and particularly works well for BLI$$preneurs who are seeking their “soulmate clients.” And that there is a niche for women who need both soulmate clients and their Twin Flame, and that these two answers I provide are really connected to the same core piece of resurrecting the Divine Feminine, connecting to your PU$$Y Power so that you can attract anything you want.

What Are Soulmate Clients?

Soulmate Clients Are in Your Soul-Family Tree

Soulmate Clients Are in Your Soul-Family Tree

Soulmate clients are people in your soul family that you have a soul contract with to teach, heal, and love them in exchange for Love Buck$! All of my clients are soulmate clients, and it makes working feel like bliss and not business. Soul-targeting your soulmate clients is a much faster way that doing traditional marketing, branding, and niching.

My soulmate clients need both Twin Flame attraction, and  support as High-Healed Priestesses entrepreneurs. That’s why I keep inevitably teaching about both topics: Twin Flame matchmaking and soulmate client matchmaking for

divine feminine love6-figure BLI$$nesses (business + bliss + big bucks), which seems random from a business perspective! Like a niche created by someone who did one too many pink Jello shots.

Yet I’ve discovered that for us women healers, these two topics go hand-in-hand: you can’t master Twin Flame attraction until you master soulmate client attraction, and vice versa. Because when we make our income off of healing energy exchanges with our soul family, it makes us whole, healed, sexy, empowered, abundant, wealthy, and blissful. This prepares us for our Twin Flames.Twin Flame Love

What’s interesting is that my soul purpose within soulmate client matchmaking has to do with matching female healers with their female clients. 99% of the time my clients want to work primarily with women clients, like I do.  So, in a way, I am weaving a web of women, soul sisters from around the world, who are part of a grand soul family.

Plus we are also Twin Flame ambassadors. Thus, through our BLI$$ness networks, we’ll be exchanging money from one Twin Flame High Priestess to the next, and creating a sort of “New Girls Network” (a spoof on the Old Boys Network) and new Divine Feminine based economy, which is really exciting for me! It’s time for Mama Gaia to have powerful women who deeply love and care for her to take charge. No more of this funny violence, greed, corruption, pollution, evil stuff! The High-Healed Priestesses are taking our power back and building a Heaven on Earth paradigm.

Looks like I am going to have to tweak my brand AGAIN to include the BLI$$ness stuff back, as it’s showing up in my coaching no matter how much I try not to (because you’re “supposed to pick just one niche” in business. Blah!). Well, I have just one niche now: it combines two seemingly different things that I feel need to be married together: Twin Flame matchmaking and soulmate client matchmaking, and I love it!

Once we learn to receive like a goddesses, manifest magic like a High Priestesses, and take action like queens, we can create ANYTHING we want in our life. It’s the path of the High-Healed Priestess.

Dr. Amanda Noelle, The Twin Flame Matchmaker, helps stellar spiritual BLI$$preneurs create successful 6-figure healing BLI$$nesses that align them for swift Twin Flame attraction. 

Dr Amanda Noelle

How to Accept Credit Cards in Your Small Business as a Unicorn

How to Accept Credit Cards in Your Small Business as a Unicorn

Merchant account. Payment gateway. PCI compliance. Virtual terminal. Error message, again…. A million different passwords to remember and and hundreds of hoops to jump through, and all you wanna do is chill today meditating with the unicorns and fairies in your garden! What is a High-Healed Priestess (HHP) hippie-chick gonna do in her BLI$$ness when she absolutely must accept credit cards to make the big love buck$, yet the process of accepting them makes her tremble in her heels as she walks this uphill masculine road in the world of banks n’ business?

Today I navigated through some murky uncharted territories in banking and ecommerce; I wanted to share the process with you so that you can feel empowered to add credit card processing to your BLI$$ness, and you’ll be prepared to do so HHP style…. High-Healed Priestess big girls’ panties on  – unicorn-riding ladies, read on!

I wanted to hurl when I deal with money as a 4-figure hippie-healer chick.

I wanted to hurl when I dealt with my money (or lack thereof) as a 4-figure hippie-healer chick in my 20s.

I’m a heart-based healer, a spiritual coach, Divine Feminine Lightworker, energy practitioner, unicorn rider, and shaman by nature… I am a High-Healed Priestess, not a business woman, so I decided to come up with the term BLI$$preneur for myself and other luscious ladies who dig turning their BLI$$ into 6-Figure BLI$$nesses.  A few years ago, the thought of accepting credit cards for my holistic spa business would’ve made me want to vomit. Now that I am much stronger and have done lots of healing on my Feminine and Masculine, I am open to the Divine Masculine and I receive as a High-Healed Priestess, energetically and financially. So I have been accepting payments on PayPal’s credit card systems for around a year, but PayPal fees are high unless someone gives you their physical card to swipe. Experts had told me it was time to switch from PayPal to accepting credit cards, because my business had grown quickly and I had high dollar-amount transactions.  So about three months ago, I switched to using 1shoppingcart.com, authorize.net, and a merchant account with a gateway set up through my bank. Getting these systems in place took a lot of steps over the course of about a month; it was a big scary step for me in my pink heels! Yet since doing so, I now have automatic billing, and I am insured that my clients’ cards are being swiped (before I would occasionally forget, whoops!).

how to accept credit cards online small business

Steppin’ out as a HHP ain’t always comfortable.

My next big step

Last week, Kay Koh, my amazing bookkeeper, was like “Amanda, your credit card fees look insanely high!”  Let me first say that when I was an ungrounded hippie-healer chick, I would have hated having a bookkeeper because the thought of looking at and keeping track of money frightened me. I would feel death shuddering through my body when taxes came up and do anything to avoid paying them – probably why I only earned 4-figures throughout my twenties!  So this time around, as a more enlightened HHP, I knew I had to deal with the situation. Yech…

“Can’t we live in a world where we’re all one and don’t have to deal with money?” was my first thought.  My second thought in response to that was, “Yes, just not today!  You gotta deal with this $h*t and shift it in order to restore the wealth consciousness for the Divine Feminine.” Darnit!  Stupid spirit guides channeling through me with the truth…

 

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During my credit card escapade today, I was assisted on the phone by four different male and two female support employees at my merchant account, Authorize.net, and PayPal centers, and also via email a few times with my bank. It was head-spinning and I started to go into melt-down-mode at my desk. I hate that! There were all these little steps to take, being put on hold, getting passed to the next agent, and teensy tangles to sort out… In my past, I’d wanna run away and go back to being a hippie-healer chick stuck in her upper chakras, spiritual, woo-woo, and in a world only accessible to me and the unicorns (I still go there often, trust me, but now it’s more intentional than a fear-escape).

When I spoke with an account expert at First Data, my merchant account peeps, he explained some startling news about my transaction fees. While I had been told I’d be paying just 2.1% for each transaction, I was actually paying 3.5%.  Why have I been paying a whopping 3.5% for my credit card transaction fees? This isn’t even including what I pay annually for 1shoppingcart.com (around $700/year), which is crazy, and it’s even higher than PayPal’s Transaction fees!

How I dealt with the drama

This little guy did it, why can't we?

This little guy did it, why can’t we?

Suddenly, it hit me like a bolt of Divine wisdom! I became like a unicorn with a golden corn, letting that stress dance below me. Newsflash: my money and credit cards aren’t me, they’re just a game I play in the Divine game of life. I started smiling and laughing… I so think laughter is a spiritual key of doing BLI$$ness! We can get so serious about money and numbers until it turns us blue in the face and kills us…so un-HPP!

I noticed myself stop breathing, so I breathed. My posture was hideous, so I sat up straight.  I asked the guys if there was a way to lower my ridiculous merchant fees, and it turns out there was a simple solution!  We looked into it, and because I have international clients and some American clients who have unusual types of credit cards, my fees were not being approved for the 2.15% rate I was being promised.  So the guy, who seemed like a real sweetie, offered me a program called Interchange Plus which had rates that would fit me best, dropping my average transaction fees to a flat 1.9%.  Also, he apologized for the inconvenience of my super-high rates, and gave me a $100 refund, so mama can go buy a nice dinner in her new big girl bejeweled HHP panties!

Also, I imagined that the women were supporting me from a “you can do it sister!” vibe, and that the men were thinking “of course I want to support you, you are a High-Healed Priestess and we men like to serve!” which made it kinda fun. Years past I would have thought “they want to behead me or burn me at the stake for owning my pleasures and power,” but today felt relatively easy!  Funny how when we see the world differently, our world changes.  I dunno about you, but I choose to see BLI$$ everywhere!

Pampurr yourself!

It wasn’t BLI$$ful doing these actions today, so I am going to reward myself with a few treats (a new Canon SLR camera, green juice, and a beach walk!).  I’m also going to cut back on the things I was planning to do this afternoon because, let’s face it, you can’t do too many stressful things in a day without getting a bad complexion, and that’s not good for BLI$$ness!

Don’t forget to create your reality in your BLI$$ness – knock off those old unblissful victim patterns and just allow even the most mundane or difficult things be part of your HHP adventure!  Then, make sure you pamper yourself up the wazoo with some glorious things like baths, healthy foods, exercise, treats, tango lessons, whatever you want! Drink lots of water if you’ve just stressed, it’ll make you feel like a new woman. Finally, this may sound a little unicorny, but you are a queen now, so take that throne seriously sister, and FEMpower yourself by not wavering in your goals, bliss, and spiritual connection!

Aho, namaste.

Amandicorn

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